Monday, March 14, 2011

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     Michael "Squints" Palledorous walked a little taller that day. And we had to tip our hats to him. He was lucky she hadn't beat the crap out of him. We wouldn't have blamed her. What he'd done was sneaky, rotten, and low... and cool. Not another one among us would have ever in a million years even for a million dollars have the guts to put the moves on the lifeguard. He did. He had kissed a woman. And he had kissed her long and good. We got banned from the pool forever that day. But every time we walked by after that, the lifeguard looked down from her tower, right over at Squints, and smiled.
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36 comments:

  1. JustinMarch 14, 2011 at 3:41 PM

    This sounds like it comes from a movie...am I wrong?

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  2. MalkavianMarch 14, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    Cool, gutsy move there.

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  3. GMarch 14, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    got to love the power of a stolen kiss lol

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  4. T. BanacekMarch 14, 2011 at 5:52 PM

    Good work, Squints.

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  5. AnonymousMarch 14, 2011 at 5:58 PM

    Michael "Squints" Palledorous is one lucky guy!

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  6. LoneIslanderMarch 14, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    Gotta love The Sandlot.

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  7. JungMarch 14, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    If this is real, props to Squints.

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  8. SamMarch 14, 2011 at 9:30 PM

    Um, ??? lol

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  9. ArmageddonMarch 14, 2011 at 10:13 PM

    I love The Sandlot, one of my favorite movies it always seems to put me into a good mood.

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  10. Every DayMarch 15, 2011 at 2:15 AM

    ??? Full story plz.

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  11. UnknownMarch 15, 2011 at 6:29 AM

    :) nice story

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  12. TheHarvesterMarch 15, 2011 at 7:47 AM

    lol. i think i missed the point of this

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  13. Ante BabajaMarch 15, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    haha

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  14. BramberMarch 15, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    Wow, Nice blog dude!

    Following & Supporting

    http://runescapeluring.blogspot.com/

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  15. elexerdelexMarch 15, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    wait what? That sounds pretty awesome! xD

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  16. StyronMarch 15, 2011 at 1:46 PM

    Squints became a man.

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  17. T. Roger ThomasMarch 15, 2011 at 6:07 PM

    I do believe I recognize the words of the narrator from The Sandlot!

    I'm following you now btw.

    I check in on those who follow my blog often: http://cleansheetsanddirtygirls.blogspot.com/

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  18. Patti D.March 16, 2011 at 9:08 AM

    Yes, that is low indeed, to fake something just to get CPR is pretty sick.

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  19. MRanthropeMarch 16, 2011 at 12:23 PM

    FOR.EV.ER!

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  20. TrelinMarch 16, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Sandlot, nice. Why?

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  21. Eric PMarch 16, 2011 at 4:58 PM

    Haha is that from anything in particular? Or something that happened to you and some mates? Sounds like an interesting day.

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  22. Alex DeLargeMarch 16, 2011 at 10:39 PM

    lol "he had kissed her long and good" I just watched that! FOR-EV-ER, so many classic lines, youre killing me smalls!

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  23. madotsukiMarch 17, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    I haven't seen that movie in ages.

    Doodles and Dreams

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  24. Joe SomebodyMarch 17, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    awesome. i litterally just watch The Sandlot last week. I still want a pair of pf flyers.

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  25. CandleintheDarkMarch 18, 2011 at 4:11 AM

    I am confused, but also very interested.

    Good job

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  26. Jesse BrooksMarch 20, 2011 at 12:25 AM

    "Stand By Me" if I recall correctly. Do I get a prize? :D

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  27. ThuganomicsMarch 20, 2011 at 3:09 AM

    ??? is a good title

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  28. SportsGuyBrandonMarch 20, 2011 at 8:47 AM

    I enjoyed reading this.

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  29. LemmiwinksMarch 20, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    great background on this, bro!

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  30. ArcitaMarch 20, 2011 at 11:36 PM

    great post dude. when are you gonna update again??

    following for more updates.

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  31. PenDRaGoNMarch 21, 2011 at 11:42 AM

    deatails, please, what moves?

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  32. MoobeatMarch 21, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    weird.

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  33. Obi-wan MikenobiMarch 22, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    Random [x]
    Rambling [x]

    At least you're blog title is accurate :P

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  34. consuela bananahammocMarch 22, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    Nice one!
    Following you now! :)

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  35. Ante BabajaMarch 22, 2011 at 12:34 PM

    haaha lucky guy xD

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  36. GFTMMarch 25, 2011 at 4:47 PM

    Really enjoyed the read, thanks!

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