Saturday, December 10, 2011

Dear Zachary.... the saddest movie i have ever seen. I am a pretty insensitive asshole, and this documentary made me cry like a baby. Check it out and get back to mee!

Tuesday, November 8, 2011

wisdom teeth

i got my wisdom teeth out friday, and it was not that bad. I have just been kind of pissy due to the dietary restrictions, and the love my family has of rubbing prime rib for dinner in my face.

I was a bit disappointed i wasn't as rocked as i thought i would be due to the anesthetic, because i have heard some funny stories. (and seen those annoying youtube videos)

Do any of you have good wisdom teeth stories?

Thursday, November 3, 2011


How was everyone's halloween? (i will assume people will say good, and then extend the question to me, so i will go ahead and answer that.)

Mine was good, my friend and i accidentally went a little harder than we thought and ended our night early.

Did any of you see or dress up as good costumes? i didn't see too much creativity this year, but it was also cold as heck.

Friday, October 21, 2011

Hello Friends! News and maybe NSFW.....

Hello Everyone!
         i have been away from blogger for quite a while, i hope everyone who still follows me is doing well.
ill give you the cliffnotes version of my updated life before i jump into a funny story.
-new car, pretty kick ass, an audi (used of course)
- bio still stinks like a butt, but i am enjoying the school year. Very busy!
-gained 10 lbs, but dropped bodyfat %, currently 170 lbs and 11%.. have some self confidence.

Anyways, story time:

My friend and i have recently gotten into using coke, and despite the stigma it is an awesome drug. My only complaint is the cost and the slightly stuffy nose the next morning. Anyways, my friend was sort of seeing this one girl who was also a fan of the "finer things", and he said one day in his room they were blowing lines, and he goes "....Gotta do a few lines off of your ass."

Of course, that was no problem for her. Same night he says he is chopping up more yayo, butt naked, and for some reason, "has a rock hard boner". Clearly his only option is to even the playing field, and says "you can't not do a line off of this, but watch that razor." Ill leave the mechanics of the procedure out.

So now i gotta catch up, and do a line off an ass. Unfortunately, i have high standards for asses i do lines off of. Let me ask you, my friends, How attractive does one need to be for you to do a line off of their ass? 6+/10? 8+/10?

For me, it cant be just any ass, its gotta be a pretty awesome ass.

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Casey Anthony you C***!!!!

So Casey Anthony killed her kid, and got aquitted. Lets play "What's on Casey Anthony's ipod?"

I set it to shuffle songs, what do you think will start playing next??? I'll go first:

Friday, May 13, 2011


   Since summer hit and i have more free time, i have been taking full advantage of my netflix subscription. I started watching Naruto, which i thought initially was childish, but once i gave it a chance i love it. It has likable characters, very clever writers and legit storyline... And when you spend a minute humanizing the characters and the current plot, it is legitimately very sad a good portion of the time! definitely worth watching.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Cinco de...Drinko?

i saw a lot of facebook statuses saying "Cinco de Drinko" on may 5th.... Personally i would rather see "Drinko de Mayo", i feel it is more clever and still bastardizes the victory at the Battle of Puebla equally... Anyone else agree, or is it such an insignificant little thing that i shouldnt even care?