Monday, March 7, 2011

Not just an Urban Legend anymore!!!

Everyone hears those outrageous stories about something amazing happening to a friend of a friend, but none of us ever believe these things actually happen. But this time, it did. I am now one of the rare friend of a friends you occasionally hear about. Allow me to elaborate....

     It was a late, ordinary summer night, so i decided to watch some pron. First video has the caption "College amateurs!", and since i am in college (and like amateurs), i decided to give it a shot. Ten seconds in, i stop it since it was so lame. I look down at the related videos section and see what resembles a familiar face... "Can't be..." i thought to myself, clicking the video just to be sure. Once it starts playing  i start smirking, because the blonde in this video has the same unique face as a blonde i met the previous summer... Still, i am not totally convinced, since the video is low quality.... Until she turns around, revealing a small tattoo on her lower back!
hahahahah! This is no time to fap, so i immediately blow up my friend's phone. This is something that i have to share. Unfortunately he is sleeping, so i finish the (sadly, disappointing) video. After sending the link via facebook to almost every mutual friend we have, i go to bed. It is hard to sleep with my excitement, but i know i must so i can time travel to when my friends will be awake. The next morning i call someone who would know for sure, and we are on the phone as she opens the link.
"Ohhhhhhhhh my goddddd" is all i hear, and thats all i need. i throw my arms up in a V, fists clenched. Victory. These next images represent how i felt for the following week. Cloud Nine.
                              


A little background information, when i met her she was playing a game of strip pong with 3 other girls, and ironically, she was the most reluctant to get down to her undies. For a little more information, she isnt in the pron business, she (and her two friends) just decided to take advantage of some websites offering money to amateur submitted videos. i ran into her a few months ago, and we said nothing to each other; either because we both knew that i knew/saw (and let everyone else know/see), or we just didn't care enough to say anything. I hope some of you get to experience the joys of such a discovery someday. thanks for reading.

28 comments:

  1. ahhahaha You my friend just won +10 internets, this has certainly made my night, kudos good sir and keep up the good work.

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  2. Hey I think you're in there when she was playing strip pong! :P Keep up the good work!

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  3. ^^ hahaha This really does sound like an urban legend...
    But then again there is always a chance this happenes to one of us....

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  4. Fucking.... Awesome

    Now I feel great by proxy :D

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  5. pictures or it never happened (strip pong)
    and link to there pages ;)

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  6. What's the big deal? I know of a couple of people that I went to high school with that now do porn.

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  7. That's what happens when you record yourself naked on the Internet.

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  8. haha I remember reading a blog post about how a easy way to make some money is sell an amateur porn video. Seems to be effective but at what cost lol

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  9. girl from my highschool ended up in an college edition of playboy. she was a cheerleader and i finally got to see dem titties hahahaha

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  10. amazing post!

    http://all-around-toto.blogspot.com/

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  11. I'd say Epic, but that's lame now. What are we supposed to say in place of epic now?

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  12. a biology teacher when i was in school had to leave the profession after it was found that she had 'stared' in an adult magazine... cool post

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  13. That is one sweet sweet victory.

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  14. that's always been a goal of mine, to find a girl I know doing porn.....I would die happy

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  15. You have seen the face of God, and it is a woman you have met appearing in a porn. By the sheer laws of statistics you'd think we all would have experienced this. I keep a yearbook next to my computer just in case there's a passing resemblance but with no success. Kiss your laptop, wrap it up and send it to the Vatican, for it is blessed. Porn blessings be upon us all.

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  16. what anime is the first picture from?!

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  17. I've always wondered what the chances are of this happening. Quite slim, I presume.

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  18. You will go on to do great things mate!

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  19. Interesting stuff mate, +followed

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  20. haha that's so damn funny. I've seen a girl I know doing porn, it was kind of disturbing.

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  21. hahah great story
    best part
    'i had to sleep so that i could time travel to when my friends are awake'
    i am using that line.

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  22. good thing!

    followed!

    http://www.daily-life-of-mxc.blogspot.com/

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  23. My friend's little sister is a bonafide porn star!!!

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