Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Pokemon allegory

I didn't write this, but i thought it was incredibly clever when it comes to picking up women.

"Think of it like taking your Charmander around in Pokemon, battling a shit-ton of weak pokemon early on. Once you get high enough in level, you beat Brock, and move on. There are new challenges, but you also have new moves. You get further, maybe even add some new social skills (new Pokemon, new moves). Eventually, you will get to the Elite Four and fuck a hot bitch, but you have to fight bug trainers before you can beat Lance."

What do you think?
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32 comments:

  1. MJonesFebruary 9, 2011 at 10:56 PM

    HAHAHA, that's kind of a good way to put it.

    Please follow me!

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  2. Body1February 10, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    Hello man

    NIce posting!!

    I went here today

    I wait on my blog bro!!!! $upporting

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  3. Danasaurus RexFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:24 AM

    To be fair pokemon is applicable to most things in life...

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  4. ErasmusFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    lol, Pokemon costs money, can get tiring if you get too much of it, etc. I'm seeing the similarity. ;)

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  5. Doc_WafflesFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:53 AM

    Pokemon falls into most things in life as crazy as it sounds.

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  6. PvtCarlinFebruary 10, 2011 at 6:20 AM

    This is win!

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  7. loveblogginFebruary 10, 2011 at 8:28 AM

    pokemon is the greatest thing ever

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  8. Anon ReaderFebruary 10, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Danasaurus Rex:
    >implying that pokemon is not applicable to everything in life

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  9. BENFebruary 10, 2011 at 10:52 AM

    wassup bro.. :D
    good blog..
    followed! :D
    thefitmuscle.blogspot.com

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  10. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    lol

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  11. Thought ComicsFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    Ironically, talking about pokemon is going to hinder any plans to pick up women...

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  12. A Beer for the ShowerFebruary 10, 2011 at 12:27 PM

    The only similarity I see is trying to snare a woman with my big red balls.

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  13. PhantomGirl323February 10, 2011 at 1:14 PM

    lol

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  14. MaddavemanFebruary 10, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Very true, pokemon and similar games do reflect the process we have to go through to get through life.

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  15. T. BanacekFebruary 10, 2011 at 3:25 PM

    This would probably have more meaning for me if I knew anything about Pokemon.

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  16. Obi-wan MikenobiFebruary 10, 2011 at 4:33 PM

    Yeah man!

    Talk about pokemons, bitches love pokemons...

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  17. AdamFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:21 PM

    Love Pokemon

    http://www.oneblueyoyo.blogspot.com/

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  18. PhydoofFebruary 10, 2011 at 5:56 PM

    I'd fuck a Mew or two...

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  19. spacemanFebruary 10, 2011 at 7:16 PM

    I lol'd haha, following.

    Limitfears.blogspot.com

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  20. chowderpFebruary 10, 2011 at 8:47 PM

    @Phydoof haha nice one!

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  21. xazbaschbossFebruary 10, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    One can always distill the complexities of life via pokemon.

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  22. SFKennedyFebruary 10, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    I'd stick my dick in some hot pokemon or two...

    follow me bro, JPPTheuglyheads.blogspot.com

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  23. RaikuFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    I can see the similarities, interesting.

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  24. SkyBlueFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    haha so true ;p

    http://skybluetrading.blogspot.com/

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  25. UnknownFebruary 11, 2011 at 12:41 AM

    hahahahha that's so true.....lol, great post

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  26. shadiFebruary 11, 2011 at 7:28 AM

    hate Pokemon

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  27. RedHeadRobFebruary 11, 2011 at 9:21 AM

    Catch em all, and by em I mean the ladies.

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  28. raqqFebruary 11, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    I'm quite sure Charizard was bi***ing about everything, so yes, this is true ;/

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  29. Reeves and Co.February 11, 2011 at 6:02 PM

    good analogy

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  30. BobbyFebruary 13, 2011 at 5:30 PM

    I like it haha

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  31. ZakakaFebruary 19, 2011 at 6:15 AM

    HAHAHA Thats nice!! XDD

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  32. SaiveFebruary 19, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    Got a good laugh out of this!

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